There is no explanation for today’s flash

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  • Actually, no. This needs an explanation. And that explanation is “I don’t know what that was either.”

  • It reminded me of The Grand List Of Console Role Playing Game Clichés. XD

  • whaaaat the helllll

  • clearly needs no explanaiton.

  • Damn you generic RPG final boss!

    “Oh, what’s that, I’m to weak to fight you at my current level. That’s OK! I’ll just go back and grind some more.”
    “Nope, can’t do that!”
    “Eh?! Why?!”
    “Because after you enter my cave of doom, you can’t get back out, therefore, you have to load a saved game from before that point.”
    “But I saved a couple of times during the cave of doom! And you know I only use one save spot!”
    “Well, looks like you’ll have to either try in vain to beat me at your current level, or restart the game!”

    Fuck. That. Shit.

  • No epic boss transformation after taking some damage so it doesn’t follow the generic rpg. Final bosses always come in two forms.

    Still, flash made me happy after spending 30 minutes trying to beat Sanae. I wish I didn’t suck at touhou games. MoF especially. All other ones I can beat on normal without continues and hard with except MoF. Can’t even beat normal -_-

  • The party did not live long enough to do the required amount of damage to trigger the second form!

  • Touché. Plus I don’t think I want to see a transformation to a hideous abomination or an angelic figure. Another rule for rpg final bosses. You must be one or the other. God I miss you Kefka

  • At least they saved, and what did they expect after running away from the first cat? They should have used Nip3.5 which allows you to tame wild cats and thus become invincible for 3 turns plus an extra number of turns equal to cat’s Awesome stat.

  • Critical hit! ⑨ damage taken!

  • I was half expecting the wizard to divide by zero!
    Also, the five defense did nothing to help, why?

  • omg! my friend just showed me all ur funny flash stuff lol. its so epic xD. I love your humor! hahaha anyways i enjoyed all ur flash clips :D

  • WHAT ABOUT THE HACKS??!?!?! THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBLE HACKS

    LIKE GOD(HARUHI)MODE

  • that would make an awesome game sfd

  • LOL, Epic RPG xD, maybe someone should make it in RPG maker xD HEHEHE. That’d be cool!

  • I was sort of expecting Death Sentence Yuyuko, but then I saw the little wizard dude there, I then said “Alright…”

    Maybe if someone makes it in RPG maker, if you die Yuyuko comes out and sucks you in o_O Or at least appears as a boss. xD

  • CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

  • An rpg Called
    “Walfas Story”….. Gives me an idea \(°o°)/ But maybe i never finish it cuz of my random lazyness and other stuff that goes terribly wrong somtimes.

  • Walfas: It’s about stuff

    Today’s flash is about stuff

    Hooray!

  • O.M.G
    Clearly Unnamed Character will need to reload her saved game, carefully rethink her stratigery and form a better plan to gain better items, spells and level up before making another attempt at that overly powerful hax boss!!!
    KirbyM!!!
    We all await the continuation of Stuff RPG Quest!!!

  • Ha ha generic RPGs! :D

  • Last boss kinda reminded me of Youmu

  • Surprisingly long, for a flash about nothing.

    For those of you who finished FFXII, who else thought “TETSUUUOOOOOOO!” at the last boss’s final form?

  • NO WAI! THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE!

  • CANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

  • O.o game over

  • You see what a little boredom can do? ;) It’s useful… stuff.

    Is it only me who thought that there might be a sudden twist when you reach the boss? The wizard who started your quest ends up taking off the beard and revealing themself to be in fact Marisa, who you end up having to survive Master/FINAL Spark attacks from?

  • Hahaha! That’s why I hate RPGs… Evil Bad Guy (c) is either gay, always casts the same crap 9999 damage with different name (call it Ultima, Gaia, Armageddon, Ragnarok or whatever, always inspired on some sort of mythology) Well, shooters have this thing of the True-True Last Boss of the Final Archi-Last Boss. Mushihime-sama comes to my mind.

    Now, Ether Vapor has one seriously epic final boss (angelic-like wings included! =P)

    If anyone has enough will, check ChoRenSha 68k… All I can say is: Mega mega mega mega mega mega mega mega!

  • that was one of the awesomest flashes I’ve seen on your site yet!
    :D

  • Remind me of one of the chapter of YuGiOh comic book I read long time ago. About how the protagonists were complaining that TRPG they are playing is “rigged” that they can’t defeat final boss when they are lv 1.
    Or Haruhi complaining how RPG have to fight bunch of hench men at beginning and saying the heroes should face final boss as soon as game starts.(and it does happen in one of episodes that are even not include in novel. Lv 1 wizard Mikuru blew up Demon Lord’s castle with supposed “long-lost spell” earthquake and meteor shower while prince and princess they were supposed to rescue are still inside the castle.)

  • Awesome.
    I was expecting secret-boss-10x-stronger-than-final-boss encounter but lol at 9999 damage from final boss.

  • kirbym you are the master!
    but i am the GM of this mmorpg in the flash XD
    congratulations ^^

  • I’d be totally willing to make an RPG like that.
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    *Goes off to construct a list of stuff to ask KirbyM about the Walfas RPG universe*

  • O.O now that’s god like dmg….. and the mustace is a curse…. cool

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