Races would probably be much more interesting if the tracks weren’t just… ovals. Well they’re not exactly ovals, but close enough. Or maybe if they had boxes on the track with power-ups and items in them. And places where you can instantaneously boost your speed by driving over something. Looking back, I feel like that would’ve made for a much more interesting daily flash. By the way, something does happen if you decide to wait for the guy to go through 500 laps (assuming I did it correctly). It’s not really worth it, though.
Races would probably be much more interesting if the tracks weren’t just… ovals. Well they’re not exactly ovals, but close enough. Or maybe if they had boxes on the track with power-ups and items in them. And places where you can instantaneously boost your speed by driving over something. Looking back, I feel like that would’ve made for a much more interesting daily flash. By the way, something does happen if you decide to wait for the guy to go through 500 laps (assuming I did it correctly). It’s not really worth it, though.
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This isn’t going to be another “April Fool’s” trick is it? Even though it’s clearly not April….
The ending is a loop? They just circle the block for hours…
Although I never found Nascar Racing fun to watch.
Still waiting for that special ending…it’d better not be something you have to be there on the 500th lap to see, because there’s no way I’m waiting that long.
>Pipokary, riku440
Go back to Youtube.
Also, saw it by looking through the actual flash file. Hooray!
Spoiler- http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/9939/spoilerrsfornascarfg0.jpg
God bless you anon. I tried using forward on the flash file, but to no avail. Just how long do you have to wait for it to get 500 though? I’ve had this open for over 20 minutes and it’s not there yet.
Go straight!
I’m going straight!
Go straighter!
Bwahaha XD
I want to read the novel the passenger wrote. Sounds interesting!
>Person
I used a decompiler to take a peek at the SWF file. Also, awesome ending is awesome.
Ah, well NASCAR is really seems exciting when there’s a wreck on the surface…
However the last 10 – 12 laps are really exciting because that’s when the race gets decided.
But mostly I fall asleep until then. Yay Sleep!
those anonymous… they kill children dreams…
I… I was waiting the 500th lap… T__T
i-i wanted to wait but decided not to D:”
Is that even possible to make that many frames O-o?!
Sleep is the best!
I’m just off doing other stuff as it runs in the background.
Ok, wow, I wasn’t expecting an end. Well, compare this post to my first post to find out how long it took to get it.
LEFT!
LEFT!
NASCAR racing is so boring. Racing on the mountains and rallying is much better.
Touhou Racing FTW.
It takes about an hour thirty minutes for 500 laps to occur.
Yes, I used math and experimented. I am a loser.
if u go left enough you will eventually go right
3 left turns = right
That was WELL worth the wait.
Speechless
They should make an oval shaped doughnut and call it Nascar. Then Nascar would be awesome.
500 laps!?!
Anyway, I going to left my computer later just for that…
On the other hand, I don’t like too much the Nascar, I am one of the persons who says is a little boring.
i guess nascar is more like long distance marathons where it’s a metter of pacing and endurance
Even if it is like a long distance marathon, they could at least throw in a right turn somewhere – just to keep the drivers on their feet lol
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lol どういうことなの・・・ indeed.
you can’t have a right turn or else they’ll have to do something crazy with the race car design….like symmetrical tires
Here come the infamous hairpin turns!
OMG he’s using the… side… gutter thing to pull a drift!
No way!
That’s impossible!
My god… hahahha
I must say I love The Onion, they are a glorious source of news. It is also great to use as current events material for school (this is a lie). With the video, I found myself reading the scrolling text at the bottom rather than the Nascar portion…
Yay! Walfas in blue. Stayed away from the net for last examination. Wait, what is this nascar thing? And yes, I also think that race should include boxes with powerups on tracks and some rainbow booster.
Turn right to go left. Oh wait, that’s Disney’s Cars.
Poor passenger though, never got to the supermarket.
Okay, now I’ve actually watched the Onion clip. And it is awesome. |3
So’s the text scrolling on the bottom.
I love watching things that crash or explode
btw the ending is awesome HOORAY!
Go Speed Racer! Go Speed Racer! Go Speed Racer, GO~!
The most extreme sport I have seen: to turn left. If you do it wrong, you could die. If you do it right, you go left. Oh the irony.
EXTREME!
This is the best day ever. I had my teacher go here so we could all watch this in class…. Quite epic.
I just saved 15% on my awesome insurance by switching to Geico. It was awesome.
I WAS going to wait for the five-hundred laps, but then after a while I thought, “Eh, forget this” and forgot about it.
I got the message, Hooray!
I left this open for hours while playing games and just came back to see my 500+ lap prize. Hooray!
i just leaving it open in another window…. can i have a swf of the thing just spinning?
How do we know the car isn’t going backwards and too the right?!
you can get up during the race, make a grilled sandwich, eat it, come back and you didn’t miss a thing
Haha… the Onion’s awesome!
I shall now wait patiently (while doing other stuff) for the flash to finish its laps…
And then there where none
Yay! It finally made it to the 500 lap message thing!
|video from The Onion, which I think is hilarious.
srsly?
Also, having to wait 83 mins and 20 secs seems a bit too much.
Patience…..dwindling….waiting….for…500th…lap..*passes out*
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