Ripped Jeans


I don’t really understand ripped jeans being sold at stores, or the fact that people actually buy them. Although I don’t think I know anyone who has ever bought ripped jeans (and I don’t know too many people who actually wear ripped jeans, either). Also, I was surprised that there is actually a guide on how to rip your own jeans (probably on tons of other sites on the internet as well). Well okay, maybe not that surprised, but… yeah. I don’t really follow fashion trends, because I’m the kind of person who thinks things like “why would I pay a hundred dollars for an expensive brand-name label when I can just wear some less expensive clothes that feel exactly the same or better?” Except for people who pay more for clothes that are made with environmentally friendly methods and materials or non-sweatshop labor, because I can understand that. I don’t know where I’m going with this, but it’ll probably waste time that I could be using to do other things, so I’ll stop now.

Oh yeah, and also, there’s this, for people who don’t already know.

62 Responses to “Ripped Jeans”


  • Ripped as in ripoff?

  • Lies! The button summons words! That’s doing something!

  • Ripped as in… uhh… jeans with holes in them. A Google search for “ripped jeans” should give you a good idea if you aren’t entirely sure.

  • funny Death by Yuyuko

  • I’ve bought ripped before.

    They make you look like you’re a badass who’s done badass things that caused your jeans to do that.

  • INVISIBLE JEANS’D BY YUYUKO … it even sounds like a designer clothing brand.

    Also, for those Walfas-ers who can’t wait a day for obligatory “ZOMGWHAT TOUHOU12” … ZOMGWHAT TOUHOU 12 … with UFOs … and Sanae … and stuff. http://kourindou.exblog.jp/9703480/

    Hooray!

  • (psst I can’t read the full text. well, for people who don’t read the full text but read all the comments for some reason. feel free to nuke the last part of that comment, or merge these two.

    >_<)

  • Looks like it’ll have aliens from space like in another game!

  • Hehe… Jeans have experienced DbY (Death by Yuyuko)

    Also… I never really got buying jeans whose structural integrity has been compromised =O

  • CCY- OH GODDAMN IT. Someone announce it before me!

  • NoWaiThatsImpossible:O

    ZOMG SANAE WLEKRJA:LDGIBU:LKSEJRlkjfvag;!!!!

    epic UFO >:O!!! i sense Eirin has something to do with this 8O!

    and wheres our Yuka, Shinki, and Mima D:?!

  • I have socks with holes in them….

    ohh touhou 12… I knew the next touhou game were gonna make be vibrant and colourful since subterranean animism was so…dark..and gothic..and hellish lol. I didnt expect the story to be so similar to Phantasmagoria of Dim. Dream though…

    also… SANAE AS PLAYABLE CHARACTER!! AHHH!!
    WATCH OUT FOR THE WAVE OF JAPANESE SANAE FANATICS!!!
    Watch out for the miracle fruits!! (lol)

    Also also
    http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/nm6259324
    another “Video uploaded as a test” lol
    maybe it is viewers…who are being tested…
    anyways..it has Lyrica in it…and that’s all that matters

  • I let mine rip over time, it sucks but awesome at the same time.

  • Am I the ONLY PERSON who doesn’t like Sanae? Who doesn’t want to see her as a playable character? Who was excited as all hell at a mistranslation and is now even more pissed than ever that Sanae will be playable, but the infinitely more awesome Sakuya won’t?

    Sanae is a jerk. She stands only second to Aya, and possibly Reimu…oh…wait. Makes sense, now.

    Also, that is the most messed up clock ever.

  • So the next touhou is fighting aliens? Interesting.

  • AW MAN MY JEANS TURNED INVISIBLE!

  • @tre
    Sooner or later this test movie thing will put me in a sanitarium

  • XD “Aw, man, my jeans turned invisible!”

    Also: Subterranean Animism in English!

  • @theshim: You know, I could have sworn that ZUN said somewhere that Sanae wouldn’t ever be a playable character on the assumption that she is “too powerful”. Which sounds silly, now that I think about it. And I had only heard that from anonymous posters as a reason to why she wasn’t in SWR.

    So yeah, I share your… well, I guess it’s not rage? Disappointment? (At least Aya isn’t appearing…. yet. :| )

  • Wow… SA English patch already? I’m just as surprised as everyone else who commented on it…

  • @Kuziko: If Aya shows up, in any way, shape, or form, I will personally visit ZUN with my trust 20-foot chainsaw with killer sharks stapled on. Personally, and messily.

    As far as SA is concerned, it’s nice to fail horribly at Koishi in English for a change. Getting to her last card’s third phase in English is even nicer.

  • YEAH! Another one! This is just too awesome. Man. And I still haven’t played SA, Mof, Iamp, and SWR yet. Slow computer is slow.

  • Invisible jeans! AWESOME!
    Now to pull them over my non-existent legs.

  • @theshim: It’s nothing personal against Sanae, but yes, I prefer Sakuya instead… and darn! where’s Mima and Yuuka!?
    Returning to ripped jeans… lol

  • @Arklein: Oh, it’s personal.

    Also, why is this tagged with Death by Yuyuko? Am I missing something? How did I miss it?!
    a) Eirin’s using me as a test subject for new drugs
    b) Yukari is fooling around with my browser
    c) It’s a Moriya Shrine Conspiracy
    d) UFOs

    Great that we have another option to add to the list, really. I still can’t find it.

  • I never understood jeans. They’re uncomfortable, rigid, unbreathable, heavy, and they always end up choking my … groin area. I never really understood fashion in general either. I just wear what feels nice.

    It looks like ZUN’s art skills improved in UFO. These games are coming out faster. I remember SWR came out just last year in the late-spring.

  • HPC, LHC,… KFC?

    @theshim
    You could say it’s a RIGHT-WING conspiracy.

  • My jeans actually did rip once. Unfortunately, it was really cold outside, so that wasn’t cool at all. Well, it was, but in an uncool way.

    Also again why is Sanae playable. Does not computer. Oh well. Reimu has a nice boat, from the looks of it, which makes even less sense than having her ride on a flying turtle, but whatev. ZUN’s art seems to be getting a little bit better in terms of like conversation art or whatev, but the UFOs are awesome and spiffy lookin’.

  • Yuyoko Strikes BACK!!!

  • Why so much hate on Sanae? She’s so cute. XD
    I’d still like to have Sakuya instead and use Private Square, but I’ve never had Sanae, and Sakuya is already in PCB, so…

  • @Akiraita: Hmm… you know, Reimu’s boat looks a little like a hollowed out gourd. Or maybe half of a turtle shell…!

    Flying turtle got a nice boat end :( (I can only imagine what she might have done to Mima).

  • What’s the appeal of ripped jeans anyway?
    Do people enjoy to looingk like lazy lay-backs?

  • I do NOT know about being with trends, I only worry about being comfortable. Aside, I don’t like jeans too much XD
    I don’t understand the upset about Sanae, but I really think that it would be good changing characters randomly (still, I would prefer Sakuya as the most of you)
    Oh, touhou 12 with ufo’s XDD

    @tre:
    (O.O” )ººº That movie was… creepy… yet AWESOME!!! XDDDD

  • Well,… Sanae.. YEEEEEES!!! Moar Miko in our Touhou! Sakuya can rot in the SDM’s basement for all I care, but I think she will be playabel too.

  • No~~, Sakuya! ><; *Runs towards her*
    Don’t listen to such horri- *Happens to be in path of knives flying towards Immac*
    … o_o…. *Collapses*

    …Err, anyway, I’ve never understood the appeal of trousers which look like they’re ready to be thrown away. =/

    Also, I’m fairly out-of-touch with regards to the actual Touhou games themselves, namely because I suck so much at them, but even I would’ve preferred PAD over miko (if only because there already seems to be excess miko in the games thanks to a certain character whose name begins with ‘Re’ and ends in ‘imu Hakurei’)*.

    ^ Long sentence is long.

    *The real reason is actually that a cute knife-throwing maid who can manipulate time/space and who has a great ‘rock’ theme is unbeatable win.

  • Yuyuko ripped jeans.

    I would buy that

  • I guess I’ll just “yay Sanae” a bit. :x

  • Why are people breaking out ina Sakuya vs. Sanae debate? Both of them will be playable. Zun’s blog entry states that the playable characters will be “The 3 humans + Sanae”, so that pretty much solidifies a Reimu/Marisa/Sakuya/Sanae lineup.

  • @Serpit: Apparently that was a mistranslation, and the actual text reads “with Sanae the number of playable characters is up to 3”, or so I hear.

  • Eh what!? Stupid non working Internet, it had to mess up yesterday with THIS HERE!? YEAH RIPPED PANTS SANAE Touhou 12! And Reimu has a Nice boat? And SA english patch? When I hadn’t even started trying beating Koishi at all?

    OH BOY! I CAN’T WAIT TO BOMB SOME SPELL CARDS!

    And Sakuya will be resting again this time? Aww ( ´・A・`)

    まさか!?咲夜が死んだあああああああああああああ(´゚Д゚`)ああああぁぁぁぁ・・・ぁ?

  • I demand a Chen-cat styled Ran for create.swf

  • @Fubu72: I was hoping to go after dodongos, personally.

    Eh, well, I’m a bit disapointed Sakuya isn’t coming back. Personally I’m more of a Youmu fan, though… Well, guess Sanae’s cool too. She’s a bit of a slacker though.

  • …Oh, haha, I just realized I’ve been making all these comments with a Sanae avatar, lol. Including this one. :P

  • @Serpit: Because from debate comes change, and… oh wait, we don’t want that.

  • XD Sakuya vs. Sanae… yeah, Sanae is cute too, but I second SomethingUnreal: cute knife-throwing maido with time magic and an ownage rock theme is full of WIN, but Miko is fine, too. Hmm… the flash is about ripped pants, but we started a debate about Touhou 12 chars… this must be UFO’s doing

  • Wait, I’ve got it! Sakuya x Sanae for great justice!

    …*Is stared at*

    …never mind. =/

  • Pfft…forget the maid and the miko, we need a Gardner here! And maybe some dispensors!

  • awesome! O: i never thought that people would provide methods of ripping jeans o3o;;
    and huzzah for TH12!

  • By looking at the screenshots, it seems that Sanae will use some really old bullet type (no, really, it is). I’m looking forward to it.

    Regardless, the best thing to come out of this discussion is ripped pants Sanae.

  • Now all we need is playable Alice, too. |3

  • @SomethingUnreal: Sakuya x Sanae? Arlekin approves
    @MarisaMuffin: playable Alice? Arlekin double approves

  • Remember, clicking on this button does nothing

  • I did want Sakuya back in the next game… But I never expected Sanae. Not that I don’t want Moriya Miko.

  • I don’t know if someone already mentioned it but by the looks of the last snapshot, not only the old bombing system is back but also the pretty Spell card bombs Hooray!

    And I don’t know why I just noticed the UFOs.

    @tre: LYRICA IS OUR FRIEND ( ゚∀゚)b

  • Aw man my jeans turned invisible.

  • I must be the only person here (lol Person) to not like Sakuya. Very little she’s ever done has appealed to me, plus she uses evil hitbox knives.

  • It’s because she’s a maid. “

  • But I love Mugetu (even if to a lesser extent than her sister)! D:

  • @MarisaMuffin: Kind of… but a certain kind of maid. ;P
    I’m starting to feel like I’m being how Thagreatcreator is with Evil, so I’m going to shut up. ><

    Everybody has their own tastes.
    </debate> =P

  • all u guys r wasting yr time

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