President

Okay so this flash isn’t actually very interesting, but I figured I might as well mention that the president of the United States spoke at our school’s auditorium about something today. I don’t think most people from our school who attended actually knew what he was speaking about, but it was more about the “oh gosh it’s the president” factor. There were limited seats available to students so there was a lottery system to determine who would get them (I didn’t feel like entering). Anyway, the main building was super crowded with police, news crews/reporters, and other people. It was kinda annoying though ’cause then I didn’t get to go to the library during my two-hour break, since I figured it’d be a real hassle to get into the building. And yeah.

50 Responses to “President”


  • NoWaiThatsImpossible:O!

    Was just doing an article summary about him and the terrorist threat D:”

    but i bet he was talking about how good we are doing and how we must bring CHANGE lol

    No intent to bash for people who may view so :U

  • I would actually ask about people who play on easy mode to the President! :D

  • spoiler: mr. president plays on simple difficulty

  • I’d be tempted to ask, “Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?”

  • The president’s opinion on people who play on easy mode is a very important issue and I don’t understand why it isn’t discussed during the Presidential debate and why no President has ever brought up possible legislation during the state of the union address. Then again, this coming from someone who plays on easy mode… ;.;

  • He probably thinks Easy Modo is too easy and should be made harder for a CHANGE.

    One should ask him how it feels to fight evil using his alter-ego Barack★Rock-Shooter.

  • What is your opinion regarding people who play on easy mode?

    I… I’VE NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED!!! *HMPH*

  • …which school, exactly?

  • Woah the title of this tab says “President Walfas”

  • To be honest, I was expecting a Tea Party joke. But I guess the President plays on Easy Mode, and therefore never gets to see the true ending where everyone drinks tea and makes up.

  • Lol…what’s your opinion regarding people who play on easy mode? :D The president:We easy-moders are proude people!!!
    (Oh like hell we are :D)Play on easy mode kids,or else the word of the Yukkuris will not be spread and we will fall into an age of suffering and wars.(Aren’t we in that age already?)

  • “The president was speaking at Manhattan’s Cooper Union College. It’s not far from the New York Stock Exchange.”

    Heh…heheheh… Now we just need to identify all the students there, find the one who makes little characters doodles, or the one who made a charcoal drawing of longcat in space during high school, and soon we’ll be able to raid KirbyM’s house!! ( ≖‿≖)ufufufufufu…

    ( 。∀゚)アハハ八八ノヽノヽノヽノ \ / \/ \

    BRILLIANT! UNRIVALED! MY DEDUCTION SKILLS ARE UNRIVALED!! THIS LEVEL OF REASONING IS POSSIBLE FOR FUBUDO ERIKA!

    THE FLANDRE CHOCOLATE WILL BE MINE ( 。∀゚)!!!

  • It does seem a fairly serious subject if the President had to go to your school discussing about something. What happened there, exactly?

  • Let’s ask the candidates who’ll be presidents… They may… Do something…

  • Barack~ Rock~ Shooooter~

  • Mr. President, what do you think of people who play easy mode?

    – EEeeeh, really? Easy mode? How weak! It’s unforgivable to play easy mode unless you’re an elementary kid, right? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • Mr. President, what is your opinion regarding people who play easy mode?

    Best question ever *-*

  • @Prody Best. Parody. Ever.

  • With that questions… you could be a good reporter KirbyM

    (°w°) b

  • @SoF: I don’t follow politics so I don’t actually know what all this tea party stuff is about.

    @Fubudo Erika: Well it’s not like that information wasn’t already known before!

    @Some–random–guy: It wasn’t about the school; politicians often use college auditoriums to speak about things (Abraham Lincoln used our school’s auditorium too, according to just about every professor at our college who has ever spoken about our auditorium). Yesterday’s thing was apparently about “regulatory reform of the financial services industry”.

  • I laughed at the question about Easy Mode xD

    And the Barack Rock Shooter thing made me think of something like Obama fighting Tenshi and shooting her rocks into pieces to prevent her from destroying everything…or something (>*_*)>

  • @KirbyM: I’m pretty sure SoF is talking about the Touhou game ending where everyone has tea together and makes up. Unless there’s some kind of politics reference I’m not getting. Then again, America is pretty well known for ‘Tea Parties’.

  • Mr. President, what’s your favorite Pokemon?

  • Since I follow politics quite closely, I wish I was there.

  • Getting to the library on time is far more important than the president of the United States – I’m glad you see that too.

  • 1. First, a tea party ending with the Middle Eastern leaders would be so much insensitive lol.

    2. You would get tackled if you asked about Easy Modo, as Operation: EASY MODO is the name of the new plan for arresting ZUN and forcing him to put in moar Patchy.

    3. Why did FlandreAkabane’s comment make me imagine a Touhou game featuring American presidents?
    [Patriotic Sign: Strategic Defense Initiative]

    Obviously, Truman get’s the klaxon and “WARNING” sign.

  • *gets

    Wooooooow. Fail.

  • @EasyModo

    #3… oh man, now I totally want that now for some strange reason. someone get danmafuku and lets get this funded STAT!

  • The question is, should the early presidents be allowed in? I mean, the “Pimp out the Presidents” thing has been beaten to death…

    I’m in favor of only allowing the modern ones. ^_^ XD

  • This just in! Lady Hijiri is wearing a swimsuit.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwwTDanD_iM

    my goodness when was the last time we had an ewi video i think it was like a few months ago at least

  • @KirbyM: Are you… *sniff* mocking my deduction skills…? Y-You can’t d-do that…! I-I won’t let you…! *sniff* Uu-…

  • You should follow politics! Even I, the strongest, do!

  • *gets

    Wooooooow. Fail.

  • The question is, should the early presidents be allowed in? I mean, the “Pimp out the Presidents” thing has been beaten to death…

    I’m in favor of only allowing the modern ones. ^_^ XD

  • This just in! Lady Hijiri is wearing a swimsuit.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwwTDanD_iM

    my goodness when was the last time we had an ewi video i think it was like a few months ago at least

  • 1. First, a tea party ending with the Middle Eastern leaders would be so much insensitive lol.

    2. You would get tackled if you asked about Easy Modo, as Operation: EASY MODO is the name of the new plan for arresting ZUN and forcing him to put in moar Patchy.

    3. Why did FlandreAkabane’s comment make me imagine a Touhou game featuring American presidents?
    [Patriotic Sign: Strategic Defense Initiative]

    Obviously, Truman get’s the klaxon and “WARNING” sign.

  • @EasyModo

    #3… oh man, now I totally want that now for some strange reason. someone get danmafuku and lets get this funded STAT!

  • Well, this one is most appropriate, and I got ran over by some mauled students in some convention in this human world. Ermph, president my ass, he would’ve needed to answer this one question: Can you dodge exploding bullets?

  • This just in! Lady Hijiri is wearing a swimsuit.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwwTDanD_iM

    my goodness when was the last time we had an ewi video i think it was like a few months ago at least

  • 1. First, a tea party ending with the Middle Eastern leaders would be so much insensitive lol.

    2. You would get tackled if you asked about Easy Modo, as Operation: EASY MODO is the name of the new plan for arresting ZUN and forcing him to put in moar Patchy.

    3. Why did FlandreAkabane’s comment make me imagine a Touhou game featuring American presidents?
    [Patriotic Sign: Strategic Defense Initiative]

    Obviously, Truman get’s the klaxon and “WARNING” sign.

  • OMG! Let your president away from TOUHOU. If he pushed the RED button by mistake we’d be pretty much done for! (Even on EASY MODE where you usually don’t use NUK… bombs anyway :P)

  • Oh hey, my easy mode question showed up.

  • what kind of crazy questions are those?
    i mean like why would a president eat a snack a night?
    presidents are always prepared for the next day,they never eat snack at night.those aren’t the kind of questions you ask to a president,and did a president really come to your school kirbym?
    because i’ve never heard a president come to a school in about a year!,so i want to know if that’s true.because not everything in a flash is true,or is about life.and who care’s about this easy mode stuff,ANYBODY CAN PLAY ON EASY MODE,BECAUSE PEOPLE DON’T KNOW THAT!,not you,but i don’t want to be mean…

  • i’m not saying the flash is crazy,just that you need to make more flashes make sense,because you posted 609 flashes all year,and it’s great,and intresting,but it needs to make a little more sense,
    so just so i’m saying.

  • How long has it been since you’ve made a Daily Flash, Kirby?

  • This page appears to get a good ammount of visitors. How do you get traffic to it? It gives a nice individual spin on things. I guess having something real or substantial to post about is the most important factor.

  • Hey guys

    remember when

    walfas made one of these like everyday

    because I don’t

  • Ghost of Daily Flashes

    Dang, the coolest guy who has ever been to my school was a motivational speaker.

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